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Oh, if only this king would return as well... for us likes him muchly, yes, precious. Despite a questionable taste when it comes to chosing his advisors. We are sure Lord Elrond would have sent Master Erestor as an interim-advisor to Rohan if Theóden had asked him - but nooo, his royal highness had to surround himself with the Head'n'Shoulders posterboy.

For all of you who sniffled in their hankies just like we did during The Scene Which Shall Not Be Named, here is the chance to show Theóden King your admiration. But show respect - he's a king, after all.

This is how to do it:

Make sure the speakers are on.
Move the mouse cursor to the place on Theóden's face where you'd like to kiss him, then click. You can do this as often as you want.
If you want to start anew: "shift" and click. :-)

Thanks to Terry and
Sanders Evers for this script.
KISS
THEÓDEN KING
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