| Being the middle one of three brothers is definitely nothing to write home about. With Haldir, the parents were still enthusiastic, but after the first 20 years of potty-training and a never-ending battle to keep Son No. 1 away from plundering the fridge every second he wasn't supervised, the enthusiasm for another elfling was at an all-time low. Poor Orophin. And just when things had settled, along came Rumil, and endless nights of elfling-sitting. Rats! Life is not fair. And big brother is hogging all the screen time, too. Rats again. Well, at least Orophin was (rightly!) voted "Mr Cheekbones of the 3rd Age", something Haldir never managed. Small comforts. D'oh! This is how to do it: Make sure the speakers are on. Move the mouse cursor to the place on Orophin's face where you'd like to kiss him, then click. You can do this as often as you want. If you want to start anew: "shift" and click. :-) Thanks to Terry and Sanders Evers for this script. |
| KISS-AN-ELF (Or Hobbit. Human. Whatever.) ADVICE AND GUIDANCE "The Young Elf's Handbook" - A guide to courting and wooing. FUNNY BONES Animated music videos ("Lord of the Dance", "The Singing Legolas") and more ELF ON A SHELF UNIVERSE Staff / Erestor's biography and photo album / Last Homely Gallery / Ballad of Fin, the Balrog Slayer and more BEAUTY, HEALTH-CARE, HOBBY AND RECREATION Photomanipulations, Elf-Ads etc. GALLERIES Elrond, Haldir, Legolas, Elves, Orlando Bloom Gallery, Midsomer Murders, Graham Norton, TLR. Pirates of the Caribbean, Hugo Weaving ARTICLES Archive for all Lord of the Rings-related articles I wrote. GAMES THINGS YOU SENT US LINKS WEBRINGS GUESTBOOK MAIL US RAT PACK Official Magic Rat fanlisting |
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