| The Mouth of Sauron is your typical, next-door government spokesman. He does what he is told, lies through his teeth and this had, after many ages, a negative impact on the quality of his set of teeth. You might be interested to hear that he does not work full-time for the Lord of Darkness. From Monday to Friday, the Mouth of Sauron (whose real name is Harold Wonzberger) works as department manager in the dog tax department of South Gondor. This is how to do it: Make sure the speakers are on. Move the mouse cursor to the place on Mouthy's face where you'd like to kiss him/her/it, then click. You can do this as often as you want. If you want to start anew: "shift" and click. :-) Thanks to Terry and Sanders Evers for this script. |
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