Here you can find slash and other fan fiction by Major Clanger. The stories posted here will have no higher rating than PG-13.

Major Clanger is a new guest on "Elf on a Shelf", and we just nicked 2 bottles of Elrond's best 2387 2nd Ager to celebrate this fact (don't worry, Master Elrond won't notice).
THE JOURNEY
Pairing: Legolas / Aragorns slash - means: two blokes who fancy each other
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: character death (not Legolas or Aragorn - Helms Deep ... you know ...)
Mostly set in the Movie-verse, but the book creeps in, too. Which makes it AU, I guess.

COMPLETE! Parts 1 - 4

Summary:
Legolas examines the nature of his relationship with, and feelings for Aragorn.
MY PRINCESS
Missing scene, no pairing, PG

Summary: Grima Wormtongue must have had a reason for listening to Saruman’s silver tongue.
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